Thursday, April 29, 2004

Terrorists best friend

I'm sitting in a tanning salon right now using their wireless connection for free!

Pretty cool, huh? well it would be if we didn't have a couple thousand alqueda agents looking for easy places to keep in touch with the wackos at base.

If you have a wireless connection in your home, you open yourself up to hackers and make it easy for bad people to get away with internet communication without paying and without getting caught.

Lock it up!!!!

use wep at the very least or better yet lock out all but named mac addresses.

Oh wait, I'm getting a transmission.....


Aha! I've opened up the shared hard drive - It's not the tanning salon's network, but rather the nightclub next door. Let me see what kind of info they have...

You see the direct threat to the wireless router owner is the info on your own network. This isn't what the terrorists are interested in, htey just want a anonymous way to share info.

According to NewsFactorNetwork.com , "Security officials in government and private industry agree that the Web is heavily used by terrorists such as Osama bin Laden and other extremist groups, including Middle East terror organizations Hezbollah and Hamas."

The chances that a terrorist is stalking your home or business are probably low, but so are the chances you'll be involved in a car wreck, killing or disabling you for life - Do you wear a seatbelt?

The process is simple and instructions come with the wireless router or access point. It takes about five or ten minutes and could keep a bad person from doing bad things.

“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” (Edmund Burke)

Do something - lock down your wireless!

Monday, April 26, 2004

Big Breasts

Came home with thunderstorms threatening. Rushed in and grabbed some chick

en breasts out of the fridge and fired up the grill. I use Charcoal - sorry Hank. And i light real charcoal without lighter fluid in the tube



Just put some newspapers and what not under, light it and the physics take over. Tonight I grabbed the paper towels Michele had used when cooking bacon in the microwave for her lunch and put them under the tube - kavoom! chicken on the grill in no time.

Big Juicy breasts slow cooked to perfection over 100 percent wood charcoal fire! Topped of with brussel sprouts in butter sauce. Now I'm happy! I'v almost forgotten that we'll have a couple thousand college kids invade us this weekend for the Duke Week Craziness

Sunday, April 25, 2004

Bowling, Bowling Bowling

Yesterday Natey got a bowling ball at the yard sale and had to try it out today. We were up at 7 am and ready for the day installed Nate's new wireless card.

Go wireless yourself.

He started looking up cheats for his game cube right away. Remember when cheating was frowned upon? Now the kids think a cheat is a reward for google-izing. Google Eyezing used to be what led to babies being made. "Stop making Google Eyes at that Henderson girl before she ends up having a baby!"

So after a few hours of movies watching - might i reccomend:
Lone Star State of Mind

We ate some popcorn and mopped the floors; sent the boy out for a poop patrol and off to the Bowling Alley we went. First game i started out getting my butt beat ny a 12-year-old and a cripppled lady. But I came back to whipp up on them both - Booyeah!!

ok so then we went to the beach and came home.

time for soem low carb beer and a pillow!

WAIT!! first it's THE SIMPSONS

Saturday, April 24, 2004

Garage sale action

So after spring cleaning out all the junk we couldn't possibly wear, use or play with anymore, we headed down to the Possum Trot rec center for the 1st annual community garage sale.

Up at five and set up for business by 7, we eagerly awaited the first customer. A couple browsed by and asked about our old barstools. They decided to come back. Twenty two seconds later a lady snagged them up - the race was on! Folks started sorting through our prized possessions; they bickered over prices and and browsed through pre-read books, asking whether or not each one is a good book. Hillary Rodham Clinton's tale of villages and children was bypassed several times. Spy novels were rehashed and I got a few recommendations of authors I havent read.

In just a few hours we made more than a full weeks salary and enjoyed the company of our neighbors. What we didn't sell we dropped by the helping hand on the way home.

Now to buy more stuff!

Thursday, April 22, 2004

Get out of the left lane!!

I drive five miles to work each day. For Four of those miles i am cussing like a sailor. I suppose i should just sit back and enjoy what's on the radio but i can't. It's not that I hate old people, or stupid people, or old, stupid people I just want things to be right.

In almost, if not every state in the union there is a law which prohibits driving in the left lane (with the exceptions of passing slower traffic and turning left). I know it is the law in SC. So why is it that these normally law-abiding citizens who, for reasons unknown, have survived for fourscore and too many years should flaunt the law and defy the right minded, hard-working folk who try to remind them (via the flashing of lights, tooting of horn and various hand signals) that their anti-social behavior is akin to those of al queda.

It is the goal of terrorists to destabilize our way of life; to break our steady march of progress. Let them send their bombers and kalashnikov-toting maniacs. We can handle all they can send and more; but these fiendish slowers-down of our economy, these leaches who no longer have jobs, living off those who produce - with their social security and their Medicare; these are the true danger. Poking along in the left lane - keeping vital shipment for industry mired in traffic, they slog along, their blinkers indicating eminent changes of direction confusing workers on their way to and from the engine of our economy.

I say to better the American way of life we must unclog the arteries of our nation! I urge each and every one of you to flash your lights, honk your horns and give the appropriate hand signals to those who tie up our left lanes.