Monday, December 03, 2007

Hot Rod

I loved this in the theater and had to have it when it came out on DVD. Andy Samberg is just plain funny and his "crew" are the best dufuses that have ever graced the big screen. I'm not gonna spoil it - you have to watch this movie!
Lovejoy made a great stepdad and Borat's Babymama was a fun and cute chick for Rod to awkwardly try to woo.
"This is my hat now! This is totally my hat! "
"Cool Beans"
"But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco"
"I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death! "

TrippLite 350VA UPS

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Guilt-free day

So we decided to lay around the house and do nothing and not feel bad about it. So I'm Laying around the couch in the middle of the day and we're all goofin on the net right now.

OK back to your lives...

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Women... Ain't they great?!

I'm not complaining. Really I'm not. I have the greatest wife and we get along fantabulistically. But sheez Louise! Is there some kind of genetic defect that keeps them from understanding the importance of the UFC?

Here I am watching the semi-final round of the ultimate fighter between Nate Diaz and Gray Maynard. It's a crucial moment when Diaz is executing an attempt at a Kimora and Gray is pounding Nate's face to a bloody mess with his free hand. I notice out of the corner of my good eye that the Wife comes into the Octagon (living room)...

"I think we need to express our mama mummble dibblo burminjangle in a more gafiltazoid way. We're going to Dad's this weekend and my brimble nami kinju sprock."

What am I supposed to do now? Pretend that I understood that? Explain to her that her inane babblings will have to wait till the outcome of this match is decided? Ask her repeat it in English? Tell her I already checked the oil and the peedycruzer is ready to go? Scream at the boy to take out the trash and/or feed the dogs?

I give her the sure-fire works-every-time response:

"uh huh"

I must have finally gotten through to her as she has disappeared into her domain. Diaz wins with a guillotine choke. During the commercial she comes out of the bedroom and brings me a pillow. I say "thanks, honey - is there any more beef jerky?" She goes back to the bedroom and LOCKS THE DOOR.

I look over at the Boy and give him the double thumbs up, "MXC comes on next - nuke some kettle corn!"

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Poot heem Doon!

Watched a loovly fillem this evenin last. It was called Gamerz. With a zed. twas aboot a wee lad off to uni without a friend or penny to his name. Hope comes in the whay of job as prrrofessor's assistant and a gaming garroup.

oonfertunuttly there's nee soobtitles nor closed captions so yoool haav too listen carefooly to enjoy this tale of dragons and wizards on the university campoos.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Beach week is here!

We have had a great May so far and are looking forward to the Memorial
Day Weekend and the unofficial start of Summer. So Far we've had Harley Bikes, Cavaliers, Yalies and Patriots. There have been parties all over Myrtle Beach and they keep getting bigger.

Coming up this week we have Seniors from:
Bunker Hill,WV
Cross Lanes,WV
West Union, SC
Mt. Laurel,NJ
And all over Georgia.

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Have a grrrreaaaaat week. Enjoy the beach.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

I just can't get enough Ricky Bobby!

I'm going Fast again!!!!!