tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62062282024-03-07T21:34:29.840-05:00Myrtle Beach BumJust a bum at the beach - all the goings on in America's Redneck RivieraMyrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.comBlogger85125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-91931679792629611492007-12-03T23:08:00.001-05:002008-03-15T19:28:11.617-05:00Hot RodI loved this in the theater and had to have it when it came out on DVD. Andy Samberg is just plain funny and his "crew" are the best dufuses that have ever graced the big screen. I'm not gonna spoil it - you have to watch this movie!Lovejoy made a great stepdad and Borat's Babymama was a fun and cute chick for Rod to awkwardly try to woo.QUOTES:"This is my hat now! This is totally my hat! ""Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-50349271732575798792007-08-07T23:53:00.000-05:002007-08-07T23:54:50.815-05:00Lions, Crocodiles and Water Buffalo - OH MY!!Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-29309416110236960622007-07-22T14:18:00.000-05:002007-11-04T17:32:39.517-05:00Guilt-free daySo we decided to lay around the house and do nothing and not feel bad about it. So I'm Laying around the couch in the middle of the day and we're all goofin on the net right now.OK back to your lives...Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-63963862924014660632007-06-14T23:45:00.000-05:002007-06-14T23:55:21.411-05:00Women... Ain't they great?!I'm not complaining. Really I'm not. I have the greatest wife and we get along fantabulistically. But sheez Louise! Is there some kind of genetic defect that keeps them from understanding the importance of the UFC?Here I am watching the semi-final round of the ultimate fighter between Nate Diaz and Gray Maynard. It's a crucial moment when Diaz is executing an attempt at a Kimora and Gray is Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-6229855433396633772007-05-23T18:16:00.000-05:002007-05-23T18:26:48.129-05:00Poot heem Doon!Watched a loovly fillem this evenin last. It was called Gamerz. With a zed. twas aboot a wee lad off to uni without a friend or penny to his name. Hope comes in the whay of job as prrrofessor's assistant and a gaming garroup.oonfertunuttly there's nee soobtitles nor closed captions so yoool haav too listen carefooly to enjoy this tale of dragons and wizards on the university campoos.Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-40155869742318775802007-05-21T22:37:00.000-05:002007-05-21T22:53:59.989-05:00Beach week is here!We have had a great May so far and are looking forward to the MemorialDay Weekend and the unofficial start of Summer. So Far we've had Harley Bikes, Cavaliers, Yalies and Patriots. There have been parties all over Myrtle Beach and they keep getting bigger.Coming up this week we have Seniors from:Bunker Hill,WVCross Lanes,WVDunbar,WVHurricane,WVMorgantown,WVWest Union, SCGilbert,SCSeneca,Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1167500742191646072006-12-30T12:45:00.000-05:002006-12-30T12:45:42.196-05:00I just can't get enough Ricky Bobby!I'm going Fast again!!!!!Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1161831842213261892006-10-25T21:57:00.000-05:002006-10-25T22:04:02.226-05:00My new binnessI have started a new service that is doing really well.What I have done is put stickers up on Handicapped parking spaces all over town that say "handicapped parkin enforcement - to report violators call" and then my cell #Crippled people and little old ladies call me up, I vandalize the offending vehicle or beat up the offender (if he is available). The grateful cripples tip real well!Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1160059222860382532006-10-05T09:34:00.000-05:002006-10-05T09:40:22.960-05:00Gas Pump Girl with ciggarette Idiot girl at a gas pump,Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1150953186518916562006-06-22T00:12:00.000-05:002006-06-22T00:13:06.530-05:00Liquid AirSo tonight it was raining. I didn't take the dogs for their walky walky till 11pm. It had stopped raining. There was a marvelous steam pulsing from the pavement and the air was thick. There were drops of water just dangling in the air. You could walk right past them - they looked like jello.The pups were happy to be out in the muggy wuggy. I was all sticky and called it Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1143520425985058182006-03-27T23:12:00.000-05:002006-03-27T23:33:46.026-05:00The Kids are back in townSpring break has broke and we have been overrun by chillens! We ahve had three weeks of madness so far and have five more (including High-school breaks) to go.This has been a record year for us with kids travelling from Wisconsin, Arizona and all kinds of places. Li'l Chickies have been callin out for the boys and the guys have been seeking babe-age all over the beach!The fun has been massive Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1138897158493573102006-02-02T10:52:00.000-05:002006-02-02T11:21:15.746-05:00Who's the racist?So I was bored today and looked at the US Census (census.gov). Types in Ted Kennedy's zip code 02647 and looked at the racial makeup of his community. Go ahead, clicky clicky.As you'll note there are no non-white houses in his zip code. Now we see Trenton, NJ. This is where Samuel Alito grew up. He has been interacting with black folk all his life. Teddy has only seen black people who are Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1137548773837687832006-01-17T19:41:00.000-05:002006-01-17T20:51:12.623-05:00Ted Kennedy's ClubSo after raking Judge Alito (or as the post-martini Senator said it "Alioto", Or "Scalito") over the coals for having a membership, for a short time, twenty years ago, in an organization that didn't want specials standards for minorities entering Princeton; Teddy got called out about his ACTIVE membership in the Owl Club. The Owl Club is a men-only club that was thrown off the campus of Harvard Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1136902373686087922006-01-10T09:07:00.000-05:002006-01-10T09:12:53.696-05:00What color is this light?So hereI am lookin gat this - There is a traffic signal there, I assure you.How am I supposed to know when to go? Lucky for me I have all the kind people behind me to see the light for me - They are so kind as to honk the ever-lovin' bejeezers out of their horn. Then I know it's time to go.Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1134959979236113022005-12-18T21:23:00.000-05:002005-12-18T21:39:39.280-05:00The War of the MagiDangit! Just after I came home and put away the last gift for my wife, she comes beeboppin in with a couple bags that she secreted away from me. Now I have to go out again and buy some freakin other thing. I'm getting fed up with this - I just want to come home and sleep already!I did my part - I went out early this year and started stocking up on junk fer her. She must have sensed this. MyMyrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1131677696213290662005-11-10T21:51:00.000-05:002005-11-10T21:54:56.226-05:00HappinessDoes it get any better?Aboy, His best friend, and his dog.Okay a boy, his Dog and his computer - let them fight over who's the best friend.Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1131239423237106082005-11-05T19:46:00.000-05:002005-11-05T20:19:51.223-05:00Can I have my cord back?So about two hours ago this kid from the shack next to my office came by and asked to borrow an extension cord."Sure" I said, "just make sure to bring it back."About 2 minutes after the cord went over, the music started - Ozzy. Now this is a kid that at most is ten years old - little innocent looking sk8tr who is always doing tricks on the stage we have next to the beach."I AM IRON MAN" is at Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1131039037423933102005-11-03T12:29:00.000-05:002005-11-05T19:37:22.033-05:00It doesn't say if she was blonde or not.<!--StartFragment --><!--StartFragment -->When he told his boss a remote starter caused a driverless car to strike his home, his boss replied, "No way."Christine Djordjevic stepped outside Monday morning to discover her car -- which she said is "possessed" -- had driven itself across the street and crashed into the neighbor's home.Djordjevic said she must have accidentally hit some buttons on herMyrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1128992098367252252005-10-10T19:54:00.000-05:002005-10-10T20:14:35.486-05:00Chain saw serenade!So our second Pine tree out back has gone to poopoo. It still has about three green branches on it but it's going down tomorrow. The old owner planted the thing too close to the back of the house and we were continually having to trim it to keep it off the house and the needles and cones were forever botching up the gutters. It will open up a better line to see that side of the yard from theMyrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1127602483173876572005-09-24T17:27:00.000-05:002005-09-24T17:54:43.310-05:00The long and the short of itI'm going against my own advice and stretching out my point on brevity.Hippocrates: "The chief virtue that language can have is clearness, and nothing detracts from it so much as the use of unfamiliar words."Thomas Jefferson: "The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do."Albert Einstein: "If you can't explain something simply, you don't understand it well."Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1127445124628554642005-09-22T21:48:00.000-05:002005-09-22T22:20:21.690-05:00Sensitivity RainingSo as I made my rounds in cybertown last night I had the opportunity to stop by some crazy lady's blog - Like they're ain't enough of them in this burg.she had this heart felt saga about her crazy dog Well, Muggsy's blowup-free September ended at 23 days today. It was just a weird day all around. In fact, it was so bad that I called the behaviorist. When I got home, everything seemed OK, but Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1126792477221441872005-09-15T08:44:00.000-05:002005-09-15T08:54:37.226-05:00Why are women so stupid?I mean really, French Pedicures? We all know that allfrench women are perfectly coiffured and have imaculate hygene but why inthe heckare chicks all over America doing this thing where they put the little white stripes on the edge of their toenails? and why do they have a quarter inch of claw haning off the edge of their toes anyway? What, are they climbing telephone poles? What could women Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1125895020708020222005-09-04T23:31:00.000-05:002005-09-04T23:37:00.713-05:00Britney's guide to semiconductor physicsI just had to add theis link becaus it is wonderful. Britney's guide to semiconductor physics.It is amazing that she had the time to study - let alone explain this tough subject what with her singing career, motherhood and tv reality show and all. Did you see the episode where she and Kevin got the Schrödinger equation tattooed on their inner thighs? Now that's Reality TV!Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1125863093893288102005-09-04T14:37:00.000-05:002005-09-04T15:54:56.290-05:00Sunday Morning Wakeup Call 7AM - I worked till 11 last night and didn't really get to bed till 3AM. Sooooo I wasn't really happy when Skittles the Wonder Dog (played by Ed from The Lion King) Came scratching and whining at 7AM.He (accompanied by Maddie - played by Nala) went out and had a great time peeing and pooping and sniffing and licking themselves and each other. For about ten minutes. Just as I had settled backMyrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6206228.post-1125729192333335132005-09-03T01:00:00.000-05:002005-09-03T01:33:12.336-05:00The price of gas and beach bumsSo tonight I sat and waited for the freakin tourists to show up. Normally I am so annoyed with Labor Day and can't wait for the throngs of blibbety-blabs to get the giggety giggety out of town so I can have my beach back Tonight however was a real experience. I rented two rooms - one to a local. Either the price of gas put the trip out of the reach of many families or folks decided to give Myrtle Beach Dudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12134562267907501579noreply@blogger.com1