My new binness

I have started a new service that is doing really well.

What I have done is put stickers up on Handicapped parking spaces all over town that say "handicapped parkin enforcement - to report violators call" and then my cell #

Crippled people and little old ladies call me up, I vandalize the offending vehicle or beat up the offender (if he is available). The grateful cripples tip real well!

Gas Pump Girl with ciggarette

Idiot girl at a gas pump,