I just can't get enough Ricky Bobby!

I'm going Fast again!!!!!

My new binness

I have started a new service that is doing really well.

What I have done is put stickers up on Handicapped parking spaces all over town that say "handicapped parkin enforcement - to report violators call" and then my cell #

Crippled people and little old ladies call me up, I vandalize the offending vehicle or beat up the offender (if he is available). The grateful cripples tip real well!

Gas Pump Girl with ciggarette

Idiot girl at a gas pump,

Liquid Air

So tonight it was raining.  I didn't take the dogs for their walky walky till 11pm.  It had stopped raining. There was a marvelous steam pulsing from the pavement and the air was thick. There were drops of water just dangling in the air.  You could walk right past them - they looked like jello.



The pups were happy to be out in the muggy wuggy.  I was all sticky and called it off after just a mile.  When we got back in they all just crashed on the wood floor and went right to the land of large, slow rabbits.

The Kids are back in town

Spring break has broke and we have been overrun by chillens! We ahve had three weeks of madness so far and have five more (including High-school breaks) to go.

This has been a record year for us with kids travelling from Wisconsin, Arizona and all kinds of places. Li'l Chickies have been callin out for the boys and the guys have been seeking babe-age all over the beach!

The fun has been massive and Kids know what they are doing here. We had a fraternity staying at our office last week and I couldn't belive what they were listening to:
ALL EIGHTIES MUSIC

Stuff like Duran Duran, Poison, Scorpions and even Air Supply - Now my son is actually got head phones on and singing "She Blined me with science".


Oh well, at least i can understand the words. Now one of our top guests schools, GMU, is blowing folks away in the Championship! unbeereebubbu!

Oh yeah - If you don't haven't already been on your spring break then go to Spring Break Myrtle Beach and get yerself a house (boats sold seperately).

Who's the racist?

So I was bored today and looked at the US Census (census.gov). Types in Ted Kennedy's zip code 02647 and looked at the racial makeup of his community. Go ahead, clicky clicky.
As you'll note there are no non-white houses in his zip code.



Now we see Trenton, NJ. This is where Samuel Alito grew up. He has been interacting with black folk all his life. Teddy has only seen black people who are serving him or who are serving his need for power. For more on his life go to http://www.ytedk.com/index.htm

For more on how "elite" hypocrits live their lives check out Do as I Say

Ted Kennedy's Club

So after raking Judge Alito (or as the post-martini Senator said it "Alioto", Or "Scalito") over the coals for having a membership, for a short time, twenty years ago, in an organization that didn't want specials standards for minorities entering Princeton; Teddy got called out about his ACTIVE membership in the Owl Club. The Owl Club is a men-only club that was thrown off the campus of Harvard over twenty years ago for its sexist policy.

At first the Senator tried to deny membership but relented and agree to end his forty year good old boys club enrollment. At least for this club.

The Senator's nephew has chided the Bush administration for not seeking renewable energy sources. When he had the opportunity to see a windmill farm put up near his beloved Nantucket Robert F Kennedy Jr. Said he was all for wind power - just not near his family's eclusive retreat on Nantucket. RFK Jr also drives a Dodge caravan and denounces those who drive limos. But...... When it's time for him to enjoy nature on one of his ski trips, Bobby Junior flys in a private jet (too good to fly with poor people).

What color is this light?

So hereI am lookin gat this - There is a traffic signal there, I assure you.

How am I supposed to know when to go? Lucky for me I have all the kind people behind me to see the light for me - They are so kind as to honk the ever-lovin' bejeezers out of their horn. Then I know it's time to go.